xno-chill-memesx:

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apewhisperer1977:

Japanese games be like time to kill god

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misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

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h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

onceler-birthing:

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

getting pretty tired of people vandalizing the austin powers wiki

You know what. This post really unsettled me because back in like june or july i vandalized the austin power fan wiki and on austin powers’ page i changed his name to “Steve Harvey” and under his alias i put “Mr. Fuck” and other things. I think you know. I’m so fucking sorry hotbobby

and so the cheese draws out the mouse

(Source: ihitlikeacroc9388329926u3734811y, via sirkibbles)

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

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justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

me: hey you know how you can’t ration insulin because diabetic people literally need it to survive, and rationing it kills people?

the us government: yeah

me: so we agree we shouldn’t put people in positions where they need to try and ration it

the us government: what

the us government:

The disabled are being hit hard by the government shutdown

and medical care WILL REJECT YOU in the USA if you can’t pay.

All this pain and suffering, and neither the shutdown nor a declaration of a state of emergency will get this wall built.

everything he’s doing is just to torture the american people.

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gaycostis:

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snapchatting2:

magitekgaymer:

snapchatting2:

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

This is oddly specific.

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